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(Source: papamasaka)
You could hold someone’s doorbell hostage and there’s nothing they could do. You ring the doorbell and demand $4.15 and they have to give in to your demands or you’ll keep ringing it forever. You could stand there all day ringing their doorbell and the police wouldn’t be able to stop you because the police are dirty and want their cut of the doorbell ransom business
Louis C.K.
The reason why sharks attack surfers.
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Duh. Ever notice shark attacks are only one bite because sharks have a taste oh human and are like “blegh this isn’t what I ordered >.<
Sharks also have really really really bad vision…so…everyone- be nice to sharksI remember I did a report on hammerhead sharks and theyre truly just dopey idiots that’ll just bite you and be like “wow fuck that” and just piss off lol
Unless theyre reeeaallyyyy hungry. Sharks are so cool ;-;Sharks are so vital to our oceans, the ecosystem, and the health of the world. Please be kind to sharks.
(Source: oceans-seas)
a revealing interview
*doesnt talk to anyone im mutuals with* I love my mutuals so much :’)
If you’re having a bad day here are a few baby animal pictures which surely should cheer you up! :D
Cats Who Have No Intention Of Letting You Read Your Book
“Spoiler alert: the main character dies. Now gimme some tuna.”
(photos via the dodo)
Mark Zuckerberg once said, “People actually trust me… dumb f*cks”.
(Source: spaceshp)
I like to leave nuggets of wisdom on my fridge.